It’s true! Look at the facts.

• She rolls up the windows of her car and locks the doors whenever she drives by the Gap.
• When she was a teenager in the South Bronx, she didn’t invite a single white person to her quinceañera.
• She blames the “Jon and Kate Plus Eight” scandal on Kate despite the obvious evidence of Jon’s infidelity.
• She never set foot in the White House until Barack Obama became president. I think the White House was a little too white if you know what I’m saying.
• In Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith, Inc. v. Dabit (2005), she authored an opinion saying that the Securities Litigation Uniform Standards Act of 1998 did not preempt class action claims in state courts by stockbrokers alleging ­misleading inducement to buy or sell stocks. It doesn’t get any more racist than that.
• She claims to not be a fan of U2 or Bryan Adams, despite being a 55 year old American woman.  She also is not supporting Bono as a candidate to replace her on the Second Circuit Court of Appeals despite his obvious overqualification.
• During her confirmation hearing she confused Senator Ben Nelson of Nebraska with Senator Bill Nelson of Florida. C’mon, Sonia. Do we all look alike to you?
• She’s gotten a divorce with 100% of the white people that she’s been married to. Meanwhile she’s never divorced a Hispanic or black person.
• On a related note, after her divorce she changed her name back from “Sonia Sotomayor de Noonan”. Who wouldn’t want “de Noonan” on their name? Someone who hates white people, that’s who.
• She made her decision in the New Haven Firefighters case by reasoning that white people should stick to jobs they’re good at - like accounting, or teaching yoga.
• She did not accept my friend request on Facebook. After I changed my picture and name to Clarence Thomas’s, she accepted right away.
• She doesn’t like Paris Hilton, for no good reason. I guess being rich and famous and popular isn’t OK if you’re white.
• She claims to be a feminist yet didn’t vote for the McCain/Palin ticket. If McCain wanted Sonia Sotomayor’s vote, he should have picked Condoleeza Rice.
• She prefers “Real Housewives of Atlanta” to “Real Housewives of Orange County”.
• She’s on the board of the Puerto Rican Legal Defense Fund but refused to serve on the board of  the Anglo-American Legal Defense Fund.
• She turned down a white applicant who wanted to be her new bailiff because she said he “reminded her of the bailiff from Night Court”, yet the applicant was neither tall nor bald.
• She’s lived her whole life in New York City despite there being plenty of room in Utah.
• She referred to Dora the Explorer as a “race traitor”.

Oh, and the most damning of all:

• Back in 2001 she implied in a speech that maybe being Latina gives her a different perspective from white males.

The horror!